GrackenInk's 2025 Unrealistic Christmas Wishlist (it gets progressively worse)

Because who doesn’t love a little holiday delusion? This is my dream list!!! A cozy cocktail of practical favorites, creative splurges, and fairy-godmother-level fantasies. Some of these are totally attainable… others, not so much.

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🎁 Things Santa Could Actually Pull Off

1. ELF makeup remover

2. Milk Blush Stick

3. Touchland Hand Sanitizer

4. Beauty Blenders

5. ELF glow concealer

   

6. CeraVe day & night moisturizer set — Cerave AM - Cerave PM

7. Pentel Pencils P203

8. Blackwing Pencils

9. NicPro Mechanical Pencil Set

10. Tul Pens

    
    

    

11. Press-on nails — OPI Expression Nails - Red

12. Postage stamps

13. Sticker Book

    

14. Scrapbooking Kit

15. Biolage shampoo & conditioner (bulk) — Biolage Conditioner

    
    

These are the cozy under-$30 gifts that actually feel magical. The kind of things that make errands and mornings just a little bit cuter.

💅 Realistic but I’d Still Cry if I Got Them

16. Brazillian Bum Bum Cream

    

17. The Five Minute Journal

18. The Gratitude Journal

19. Metal octopus-themed wine stopper — Octopus Wine Stopper

20. Car Organizer

21. Pila Phone Case

22. Snail mail club membership (1 year) — available online at specialty stationery retailers or through a number of cutesy small businesses.

23. Czepeku RPG maps — find them on Patreon or their official site

24. Metal dice sets — Blue Sparkle Dice

25. Photo printer for journaling — Photo Printer

26. Owala Water Bottle

    

27. Gift card to Coffee Bar Reno — check them out if you are local!

28. Gift card to the sushi place across the street — self-explanatory, I eat wayyyyy too much takeout :D

29. Pedicure certificate — your favorite salon can make this happen

30. Simple Gold Jewelry

31. Megan Wang’s yearly calendar — usually available on her website for pre-order (but i missed the window D; )

32. Anikas Leaf Teddy grocery tote — NOT AFFILIATED I just want this soooo bad. If you can go support a small business queen

33. Pilates Socks

34. Women’s Athletic Zip Up

35. No Show Liner Socks

36. Burgendy Kitten Heel Pointed Toe Shoes

    

37. T Shirt Bras

38. Brown leather over-the-shoulder tote bag — Brown Leather Tote

Little luxuries. Small miracles. The “I’ve been eyeing this forever” category.

✨ Technically Possible, Financially Questionable

39. Black-and-white Brooks Shoes

40. Cream-colored Hokas

41. Heated blanket

42. Knee High Black Boots

43. Silk travel neck pillow — Silk Neck Pillow

44. White Blue Yeti Microphone 

45. Dainty vintage gold watch — Dainty Gold Watch

    
    

    

46. Silk Pajama Set

47. Silk Sheet Set

48. Chic women’s toiletry bag (high-end)

49. Airpod Pros

50. Stainless-steel pan — Made In Stainless Steel Pan

51. Wok

52. High-end air fryer —Our Place Air Fryer

53. Ninja Creami

    

54. Wine fridge

55. Hatch Alarm Clock

56. Air Purifier

57. Keyboard set with ergonomic mouse + desk pad — Keyboard with Mouse

58. Black wool trench coat — Long black Trench Coat

59. Cricut sticker cutter

    

60. Logitech Streaming Camera

61. Insta 360 plug in Mic

62. Insta360 Go kit — Insta 360 set

    

63. CapCut Pro subscription (1 year) — available via the CapCut app

64. Car wash membership (1 year) — local or chain service

65. GoPro Hero filming kit — Go Pro Kit 

66. Digital Kodak camera — Kodak Digi Cam

    
    

    

That sweet spot between reasonable and “I’d need to justify this in my Notes app first.”

💻 Purchases That Require a Spreadsheet and a Prayer

67. Oura ceramic ring — OURA Ring

68. Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer

69. Wooden bowl accessory for KitchenAid

    
    

    

70. Dark Wood Dresser

71. Display cabinet for dishware — Kitchen Display Cabinet

72. High-end PC — I'd tell the wishlist fairy to give my boyfriend a couple grand so he could build it for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

73. 3D Printer

74. High-end luggage set

    

75. Tailored suit — custom order from your favorite atelier

76. Full set of Copic markers & ink refills — Set of 72 Markers

77. Full set of Army Painter miniature paints & supplies

78. Commission an artist to paint all D&D characters — reach out to your favorite artist on Instagram

79. Pre-painted HeroForge miniatures for entire party — you could also always day dream and design your party's minis for free 99!

80. Shark Blowout system

    

81. D&D WizKids Icons of the Realm 8-box brick — Monster Menagerie

82. 3D-printed, painted D&D modular terrain — Etsy or custom print shops

83. Burberry Her full-size perfume — Find at Ulta or your local perfume store

    
    

    

84. D&D Beyond Master Tier subscription ($50/month × 12) — official D&D Beyond site

85. IPhone - 17 

86. Adobe Suite subscription (1 year) — Adobe Creative Cloud

87. Final Cut Pro license — Purchase through Apple (Mac only pookies)

88. Notion Plus subscription (1 year) — Notion’s official site

89. Web browsing security service (Incogni or similar, 1 year) — available online

90. Vinebox wine subscription (1 year) — directly from Vinebox

    
    

    

91. Cleaning service (bi-weekly, 1 year) — local or national service

92. Pilates membership — local studio pass or ClassPass credits

    
    

That point where my wishlist becomes a budgeting exercise and a manifestation ritual.

✈️ You’d Need a Fairy Godmother and a Sponsorship Deal

93. Meal service subscription (1 year) — HelloFresh, Factor, or similar

94. D&D table with screen & full setup — custom crafted, fantasy-level splurge

95. D&D Beyond Legendary Bundle (basically all of the books) — official D&D Beyond site

96. Two first-class round-trip plane tickets to Munich — one for me, one for Leo

    

97. Personal assistant (1 year) — salary TBD, benefits negotiable

98. Nvidia stocks — one share, or a few dozen if the fairy godmother’s feeling generous

99. D&D decked-out gaming room (decorated basement) — the dream dungeon

100. House on the California coast near Los Angeles (5,000 sq. ft.) — my soft-life endgame